zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

disney-24-7:

across-this-new-divide:

Best plot twist. Ever.

Johhny Depp is my spirit animal

mira-of-sassgard:

Ah. You’re actually not awful at that.

Lets just admit now that we would all parent like Dean Winchester.

vintagerockett:

wonts:

jackstroubleinatanktop:

premiium:

snortle:

doctor-faggot:

themermaidgrotto:

AHAHAHA

SOMEONE TAKE MY PHOTOSHOP AWAY FROM ME

I just died…

ohmygod

so much skill

I applaud you

*claps*

lmfao

best-of-funny:

the-potter-tardis:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

I ship it hard

X

something-cubed:

sherdoctorlockwho:

hitrecordjose:

owl-outside-chris-house:

vickified:

hijackieee:

“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”

omg yes

lol yes, so then i can shave.

Because I’m a morbid asshole this is what I began thinking of:

You look at it nearly every day. It’s still up there, years away in fact, and that’s fine. But sometimes you watch it. You watch the number tick away and you wonder and you dream and you try not to expect too much because you know no matter what it’ll be perfect. One a year when it becomes the exact future anniversary you watch it and count down to 0 and get giddy. Only ten more years. Only seven more years. Only four more years. 

Then one day you wake up. You stretch. You smile. You check. Just because. And something is wrong. All the numbers say 0. Something horrible has happened. 

They’re dead. 

Everything was fine until that ending. Now go to your room and think about what you have done.

I actually would hate this. If this appeared I would do my best to get rid of it. I can’t imagine all the life I wouldn’t have lived if I had known the people I thought were my soulmate weren’t. I would never have done half the things that make me the person I am today. 

did-you-kno:

Source

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

uss-special:

talonsandwings:

mischiefforhire:

black-nata:

v-p-potts:

You know, I think spending over a decade of your life with either Clint Barton OR Tony Stark will wear your face down into the same default expression.

thefuckisthisshit.gif

…I know that look.

i need a movie that’s just pepper and nat and loki having a night on the town being sassy bitches and swapping war stories about their ridiculous pet superheroes

ridiculous pet superheroes

Why do I feel like this describes Tony, Clint and Thor perfectly

asifhisheartwouldbreak:

Did anyone do this yet?
I had to. I just had to.

scenery in half-blood prince